The Britannia

Granted this is not England by any means, I was not looking for the authentic experience. However, it hardly resembled anything close to an English pub. Me and my friend were asked to move down the bar one seat over as the seating arrangements were apparently separated into pairs, even though albeit... us, the place was empty. After a couple of over-priced half pints, I decided to try the Shepherd's Pie off the menu. What arrived was something I could only describe as a lump shaped into a small cube surrounded by some red stuff - all placed inside an ashtray.